Hojo plays Bioshock

Our friend Hojo just recorded an in-depth let's play of the original Bioshock for the PS3. She's a funny gal and is also the creator of our page's logo. Won't you show her some love?

Ok Hojo, it's done. Now release my cat at once!

The Sunday Afternoon Throwdown - Mega Man!

So we found this on the internet earlier today. Due to some boredom mixed with the realization that the announcer has a feverish knowledge of young boys, we decided to add our own audio.

~Kevin and Tim~

We are so sorry.

Fuck October, lets ROCKTOBER!

Holy shit Ghostbusters!

HOLY SHIT GHOSTBUSTERS!

Ghostbusters is coming back to theaters in October. This is fucking awesome!

Ta~da! Content! I was crazy productive today!

By: Kevin "Go Get'er Ray" Macneil

Look at all the hard work he's done!

You Get: Free Shit! - Team Fortress 2

Holy shit.

OK, this just happened recently and I'm sure Valve want this to come as a big surprise so I'll give you all one chance to play it their way. Here's the video the guys clearly put alot of time and love into. If you can't make it to the end (and if not shame on you), then start reading below:

Ok, then. Team Fortress 2 is free to play. I don't know if the bold is clear enough indication of my message to you all but, Team Fortress 2 is free to play!! This means that if you have a PC or Mac that has been made in the last 3 or 4 years, you can most likely play this game. This excites me for many reasons. For one, I really enjoyed this game and, as the title of the article should suggest, I loves me some gratis. What really gets my mind racing is that this could be a chance to make 1st person shooters on the computer a viable option again. But perhaps I'm getting ahead of myself here. A quick primer for the uninitiated...

"You know what? You guys stay up front with the giant bomb. I'll just hang back here."

TF2 is, as the name suggests, a Multiplayer team-based FPS with a character class system that uses Valve's Source Engine. You can choose between nine different classes. Scout, Medic, Heavy, Pyro, Soldier, Sniper, Spy, Engineer and the Demo Man. Each of them have their own special set of weapons and skills. If you've never played this on your computer, you might have played it on the Xbox 360. It came with The Orange Box, Valve's collection of the Half-Life 2 titles plus Portal (at $20 which was an insane value for a 360 title with that much gameplay in the box), and of course, Team Fortress 2. If you didn't have access to Xbox Live however, the game was totally unplayable. Now not only do we get the game for free now, we get the online achievements that the console version lacked. That means you can now get all of the sweet extras from the PC version.

The power of Jarate is mine at last!

There's alot to love in this game. The colorful art style compliments the humor that the game's developers put into it, and really makes it stand amongst other shooters like Halo or Call of Duty. It also somehow turns the game's violent scenes into something far more hilarious than you get with the average Halo death, Red vs Blue non-withstanding. Playing online with a group of racist pre-teens while hit with a barrage of dreary atmosphere and murder works fine for most console shooters, but Valve's approach, especially now, could be a nice switch from all of that. With a lighter tone and some upbeat music all while keeping the copious amounts of murder intact, TF2 is a game makes you want to shoot your enemy for fun. Not out of rage of being called "Fag" by a kid who's testicles haven't even dropped yet, but out of actual, honest to christ fun.

Theres even confetti... oh, wait.

The requirement to download TF2 is pretty minimal as far as free promotions go. All you have to do is go to the site and download Steam client for your machine and sign up for an account. They have versions for both PC and Mac and both users can play against each other. It took me a minute to get set up and I guess it took the same or less for everybody else too: the mother fucking server crashed. If that's not a sign that you should get on and try this out, I don't know what is. You could be racist, loud, or just have horrible B.O. It doesn't matter. Steam and Valve are telling us that it's OK now. Come back to shooting your friends on your desktop with a real FPS. Just come in, sign up, and pray the little bastard you're shooting in the face doesn't have built-in mic on his parent's computer.

By: Tim

Unlike some of my online competition, my testicles never descended. They ascended...to greatness!

E3: ...and then there was Nintendo.

Tim:

Since the Sony post we've been asking ourselves, "Why exactly haven't we talked about Nintendo yet?" and while it's easy to think of a reason, there real difficulty lies in narrowing it down to a single one. Busy with work, busy social lives, computer difficulties, sheer unabashed laziness, take your pick. But if I had to narrow it down to one it would have to because that it's Nintendo and they can do whatever the goddamn please and we will buy it. I don't know if I'm right about that or whether or this will be the next big thing in gaming but I'm absolutely positive that either way Nintendo will continue to be richer than Nazis.

Kevin:

Nintendo does have a solid track record when it comes to their first party titles, in most cases people buy a console from Big N because they know what's going to be on it. If you want the next Zelda, Mario, Metroid, it all comes from them and normally its done amazingly if not passable.

Please never EVER talk again.

Other M aside, Nintendo in some cases take big risks when it comes to game development. For the most part however, they normally stay safe and add a new feature here and there and try to keep it as pretty much the same game; and we love them for it. Yet during these E3 articles I myself have been giving both Sony and Microsoft crap for reusing the same titles again and again. Why is it that we let Nintendo get away with pretty much rehashing their flagships again and again? Honestly I don't know, the brand itself pumps out quality on almost a regular basis. They stay safe yet at the same time do what they can to push the boundaries of what there A-list titles can do. Where as most franchies that came out in the past few years pretty much all run the same, run and gun space shooters with bald hard as fuck army or marine motherfuckers.

I can't cum unless something dies in my hands!

Nintendo seems more geared towards how we play rather then what we play, which is more then evident at this E3.

Tim:

It's true, we do buy Nintendo games for the first party titles. Nintendo sure as hell knows it. That press conference was all about the N-pire. The first big hint to look for would have been the first 25 minutes that were dedicated solely to The Legend of Zelda. But then again, I'm not complaining about that either. I fucking love Zelda. I knew I was going to play Skyward Sword long before everything they showed us at E3 this year too. What I didn't know was that I was now going to have to buy a 3DS so I can play Ocarina of Time 3D and then get balls deep into Link's Awakening again. However, people excited about the Gameboy Virtual Console be warned... that was one of, if not the finest game the Gameboy had to offer. There's still a decent handful of solid titles but for the most part but I'm not expecting consistent quality in the release schedule. They did once think people were willing to pay $5 to play Urban Champion on the Wii.

Kevin:

I am not the biggest Mario fan, however Zelda is another story altogether. The goal with the 25th anniversary is to celebrate what makes Zelda so much fun, and what better way then to have a title released for all of their major systems this coming year (possible WII U Zelda at launch hinted at, or am I just reading in too deep) I was somewhat disappointed however. I was expecting them to release a Zelda collection with everything together, they've done it in the past but not with EVERYTHING on one collection. I also hope to catch that Zelda concert if they have a show close to us.

This would make me so much happier if I didn't have only a DS Lite. Damnit Nintendo!

Tim:

How the hell is it that when Reggie Fis-Amis tells me what I want I nod and say, "Oh yeah. I do wan-SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!" If you heard this guy speak when Nintendo announced the original Wii, you were sold. You just believed. Count your blessings that this man isn't prone to talking people into suicide. But Nintendo have misstepped before. My hands-on time with the 3DS so far has been minimal but I believe that Nintendo can deliver good on their promise... in the next version. You know it's coming. 3DS Lite or the 3DXtra, or something else that will make us giggle about how close it sounds to "dick-sack." The games look great but then again of course they do, they're all Nintendo titles. I think Luigi's Mansion 2 got more stage time than the entire third party reel. Still, what they showed us: Super Mario 3D, Starfox 64 3D, Kid Icarus: Uprising, Mario Kart 3DS, while kind of expected at this point, still look like they'll be fun as hell. I'll play them all, but what I'll play them on will depend on what Nintendo has to announce at TGS in September.

Kevin:

I really wish they did focus on some of those 3rd party games, Cave Story 3DS and Snake Eater 3D really caught my eye. Not to mention Resident Evil, Tekken, Sonic, Driver, the list goes on. As usual Nintendo has a pretty strong presence in the handheld department, and they'll need it with the PS Vita being launched. Then again, when it comes to portable gaming they know their shit. I am just happy we're finally seeing Game Boy virtual console support, finally I'll be able to play all the Game Boy Mega Man titles again without having to hunt the games down. They also will have possible 3D remakes of Game and Watch titles, assuming they don't cost more the $5 I'd give them a shot.

They also annouced the 3DS' web-browser, and a 3D Pokedex. Using the AR cards that come with the 3DS your able to bring those adorable pocket monsters into the real world. The software comes with only a set few available, with more to be unlocked using AR markers. On the E-Shop for 3DS and its for free? Nintendo's a dinner and a movie away from getting in my pants.

Then they finally bring in the big guns, the Wii U!

Tim:

Ahhhh the Wii U. I've been trying figure out my feelings on this thing. I know there wasn't the same excitement there that I felt when the Wii was announced. It's not an issue of graphics or prospective new titles (New Smash Bros!), but more the controller. Yes, the whole "Hey Nintendo, this new controller is bullshit!" argument is old but I'm not quite sold on this thing yet. The iPad/Tablet craze has clearly influenced Nintendo this time and I'm still not sure if that's a good thing. The graphics look prettier sure, HDMI is always a nice touch, but the best way for Nintendo to impress us would be with implementing an online component that didn't make people want to start punching everything until the room goes quiet. I get, and even greatly appreciate, their focus on bringing people together in the same room instead of shouting racism and douche-baggery over a headset, but...wait. I take that back. I don't want that kind of hatred. Not in my Super Mario Bros. Mii.

Kevin:

From what I gather the Wii U is Nintendo's attempt to keep the audience they gained with the Wii, and bring back the gamers they lost with the Wii. Finally bringing in 3rd party titles that were found only for 360 and PS3, Nintendo finally step into the console war fully. I am still trying to get over the capabilities of that massive controller, its almost as if Nintendo has taken all of the hardware its been playing around with for the past few years with both Wii and DS and built a system with it. There is just so much to the Wii U that I'm still processing, yet at the same time we know only very little about it.

Tim:

There are still a ton of questions I have about the Wii U but I guess we'll have to wait for now. Release date? Can our haggard friend codes out be taken out back and put down at last? What's the battery life on those controllers? Can we charge it or will Iwata be getting another gift basket from Duracell this year? Also, you can only use one of them per Wii U? Really? So I guess if we all want to play with an interactive menu on our controller we'll have to...

"...you devious bastards."

Soon.

We're in the middle of finishing up our E3 talk so we can move on to other things. In the meantime, here's the one good thing from Greendog. Just roll with it.

Haruokay @ The Sony E3 2011 Press Conference

Well, OK so we weren't there in "person" but, like the rest of you, we had access to the live stream. A good thing too if the accounts of heavy BO in the conference center have any kind of truth to them. Still, Sony's presentation appears to have the same thing going for them that that did last year: it wasn't Microsoft's. Here's an account of our event experience. From the GT reporters sweating it out during the fifteen minute delay (And talking over some of the beginning...) to the hobo fights we held after everything was over. Due to legal reasons of varying natures, we were unable to provide photos for the beginning and tragically hilarious end, so here's some game related content instead. You know... if you're into that kind of thing.

The Opening (Delay)

Kevin 7:58 PM Alright, setting up shit for this shit

Tim P 7:59 PM Oh my god it's Jeff Knightly!
7:59 PMSQUEEE!

Kevin 7:59 PM My boner is mighty at his boyish face

Tim P 7:59 PM I think I bought weed off the guy on the right once

Kevin 8:00 PM Which one?
8:00 PM 3D Glasses! I cannot wait to NOT be able to afford such technology

Tim P 8:00 PM holy shit, is this going to be play by play?

Kevin 8:01 PM I hope not, I can only deal with this insufferable douchebag for so long.

Tim P 8:02 PM Look at the picture in picture. It's like they're trying to remind us how we're not watching the hockey game

Kevin 8:02 PM ITS LIKE A SPORTS CAST! SPIKE!!!
8:03 PM Also note that Xbox's conference was shown live on Spike
8:03 PM It just knows it audience
8:03 PM If there is a PS4 I'll kill them

Tim P 8:05 PM For once I would enjoy having a month where I was wasn't feeling the urge to steal

Kevin 8:05 PM Its not fair

Tim P 8:06 PM Don't you just hate it when you have to go number two right before a big presentation?

Kevin 8:06 PM NGP I want!

Tim P 8:07 PM I just picture Kevin Butler, sitting on the can, reading the sports page, not giving a fuck

Kevin 8:08 PM RUBINSTINE!!!

Tim P 8:08 PM When you're in need of filler cut to the hot asian
8:08 PM always cut to the hot asian

Kevin 8:09 PM I like how GT is like, fuck their hot young porfessionals. GO BACK TO GEOFF!
8:14 PM Lets do it!

Tim P 8:15 PM 15 minutes past the hour. Tsk. Tsk. You'd think they were taking the time to make sure everything doesn't screw up live or something
8:16 PM The irony here is that we're waiting to hear how much longer we're going to be waiting
8:16 PM Ahhhhh E3

The Opening

Tim P 8:16 PM Fuck I forgot my 3D glasses

Kevin 8:16 PM "Welcome to hell faggots!"

Tim P 8:17 PM Cap, CARS and Green Lantern are there because of the 3D only
8:18 PM Wait, Twisted CARS?

Kevin 8:18 PM I'm sorry did that car turn into a robot?
8:19 PM SHUT UP GEOFF

Tim P 8:19 PM what
8:19 PM the
8:19 PM hell
8:20 PM Yeah, "analyzing the footage" AFTER THE FUCKING PRESENTATION IS OVER

Kevin 8:20 PM What the fuck was that gun thingy on the PS Move?

Tim P 8:21 PM I think that's already out
8:21 PM more games to use it?

Kevin 8:22 PM WHAT DID I SAY?!
8:22 PM I said it!
8:22 PM I CALLED IT!

Tim P 8:22 PM Oh shit
8:22 PM The bland Kevin Butler is going to felate the audience as penance!

Kevin 8:23 PM All PS3 owners, place your penis on the console. You are welcome.
8:24 PM Oh shit its going to give us Google and Youtube on PSN
8:24 PM Cause that's what Xbox did, execpt replace Google with "BING!"
8:24 PM and money with sadness

Tim P 8:24 PM mmmmm humble pie.

Kevin 8:25 PM Everything our humble basement dwellers need
8:26 PM Why go outside? PS3!

Tim P 8:26 PM The ticker kind of undermines the presentation
8:27 PM considering Halo 4 is being mentioned

New Game Announcements

Kevin 8:27 PM YEAH GRAHPICS!

Tim P 8:28 PM amongst others... perhaps this is a "fuck you" to Sony for the wait?

8:28 PM yes Kevin. graphics

Kevin 8:28 PM No its that GTTV is owned by MTV, and MTV loves Xbox

Tim P 8:28 PM ...actually these are some nice fucking graphics

Kevin 8:29 PM I've never played a Drake game so I can't say much on it, but that does look pretty sweet

Tim P 8:31 PM It's the opening scene from Goldeneye!

Kevin 8:31 PM This is far more interesting then what they had at the Xbox conferecne and it just started

Tim P 8:32 PM I take that back by the way. This game is beautiful. I can besmirch it no further

Kevin 8:33 PM In 3333333333333333333333333DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Tim P 8:34 PM Subway Restrauants?

Kevin 8:34 PM Buy subway, get game

Tim P 8:34 PM I see...

Kevin 8:35 PM The fuck?

8:35 PM OOoooh Drake

Tim P 8:36 PM That man is Nathan Fillon. I don't care what Hollywood says

Kevin 8:37 PM Really though

Resistance 3 and 3D!

Tim P 8:37 PM NO SMILING!

8:37 PM ...too soon
8:37 PM too soon

Kevin 8:38 PM Oh you

Tim P 8:38 PM I don't know if it's the lighting but this PS3 setup looks rather... pink.

Kevin 8:39 PM A menacing pink.

Tim P 8:40 PM Spoiler!

Kevin 8:41 PM Stuff
8:42 PM He has terrible stage presense

Tim P 8:42 PM Hey, they're all playing PSP's in the audience

Kevin 8:42 PM WOW

Tim P 8:43 PM ...damn

8:43 PM "Over 100 Titles"

Kevin 8:43 PM That's alot of 3d games

Tim P 8:44 PM Ohhhhhh shit

Kevin 8:44 PM That is fucking sexy
8:45 PM That's insane!

Tim P 8:45 PM wow me with that price Sony

Kevin 8:45 PM So all 6 of you that have 3D Tv's

Tim P 8:46 PM $499... I... words fail

Kevin 8:47 PM That's fucked
8:47 PM That's affordable

NBA2K2011

Tim P 8:47 PM Michael jordan... in a Basketball game

8:47 PM "Unthinkable" indeed.
8:48 PM unless my non-sports following ass missed something

Kevin 8:47 PM This guy knows his fucking audience. Seriously.
8:48 PM I don't give a fuck about this part.

Tim P 8:49 PM I thought he was going to actually simulate dribbling a basketball
8:49 PM "And when i say anybody can pick up this game. I mean anybody but parapalegics or victims of a ski accident"

Kevin 8:49 PM Just bouncing the ps dildo
8:49 PM Kobi sings his own theme.
8:50 PM They are pretending to be friends

Tim P 8:51 PM No... no it's not

Kevin 8:51 PM Kobie is easily confused

Tim P 8:51 PM Awww he got lost

Kevin 8:52 PM He goes backstage, grabs his paycheck and fucks off
8:52 PM THIS IS A VIDEO GAME CONFERENCE!

Tim P 8:53 PM Yet we were watching sportscast-esque footage right before this started...

New "Move" Titles

Kevin 8:53 PM Does he have a bubble in his throats?

Tim P 8:54 PM Not now, I'm too be busy being RIVETED!

Kevin 8:54 PM Have a seizure see what kind of special attack is unlocked
8:54 PM Pointless busywork in order to do simple things!

Tim P 8:55 PM We'll tell the children he was just knocked unconscious and that's HP dripping out of his mouth

Kevin 8:55 PM This guy sounds like a youtube lets player
8:56 PM This guy is so fucking awkward

Tim P 8:56 PM I want this man to read my last will and testament

Kevin 8:56 PM Try stopping the game
8:56 PM DIDN'T YOU MAKE THE FUCKING GAME!!
8:57 PM Why are there throwing stars in medieval europe?

Tim P 8:57 PM He's going to pat Jeremy on the ass any second now. I'm calling it

Kevin 8:57 PM They are BFF's

Kevin 8:58 PM Jimmy Stewart
8:58 PM Don't fuck up Infamous with Move bullshit

Tim P 9:00 PM I love it when crazy sword-weilding old men form a posse and start wrecking shit

Kevin 9:00 PM When did Patton Oswalt become the head of Sony?

Tim P 9:01 PM All the credit card information he could ever need. It's a tough choice for any man

Kevin 9:02 PM Warhawk was a pretty sick game
9:02 PM Online only, just fuckabout it was awesome

Tim P 9:02 PM Me likes the giant mechs

Kevin 9:03 PM FUCKING WANT!

Tim P 9:03 PM ground sky and space. Not too shabby

9:03 PM Crash Bandicoot???
9:03 PM PaRappa the Rapper?

Kevin 9:03 PM Sly
9:03 PM Or Jax

Tim P 9:03 PM Sly
9:04 PM Poor Parappa... you'll come back some day

Kevin 9:04 PM Well fuck me
9:04 PM He's dead Tim

Tim P 9:04 PM wait what?
9:05 PM oh nevermind

Kevin 9:05 PM Come on FFXIII
9:06 PM Eve Online? On PS3? Gay
9:06 PM Ha ha ha GAME ME FAGGOT!

Tim P 9:07 PM This presenter has the vocal qualities of a Norweigan stereotype with all the appeal of a Ginger. Poor bastard

Kevin 9:08 PM Oh look a shooter....yay!

Tim P 9:09 PM Beautiful vagary

Kevin 9:09 PM So it works with EvE?
9:10 PM Like when people are making shit in EvE to get Playstation Trophies they pay console gamers to fight their fight.

Star Trek and Bioshock Infinite... Move?

Tim P 9:12 PM Bioshock Infinite. Motion control??? Say it ain't so!

Kevin 9:12 PM Oooooh no
9:13 PM THAT'S A POINTLESS ARGUMENT!

Tim P 9:14 PM He doesn't sound convinced

Kevin 9:15 PM Was that the intro to NGP?

Tim P 9:15 PM I don't know. We have about a half hour left

9:16 PM The best part about Bioshock Infinite with Move? The 360 version.

Kevin 9:16 PM Agreed

Kevin 9:16 PM Yay?
9:16 PM Phaser Move

Tim P 9:17 PM Phasers on move. That could be cool

Kevin 9:17 PM That's 1

Tim P 9:17 PM Damnit...
9:18 PM Star trek meets Mass Effect. Could be alright
9:18 PM Come on. Price drop. Price drop. Price drop.

Heeeeeere's EA!

Kevin 9:18 PM I will now suck EA's massvie dick
9:19 PM Didn't SSX like disappear?

Tim P 9:19 PM Too bad Capcom don't have that kind of grease money

Kevin 9:20 PM So Sony's big thing, adding older games on the disk with sequels

Tim P 9:20 PM My dick did not "move" once during those last few announcements

NGP is now "VITA"

Tim P 9:22 PM NGP???
9:23 PM No...just a brand title
9:24 PM and Hirai
9:24 PM VITA?

Kevin 9:24 PM Vita

Tim P 9:25 PM Makes me want to hug a tree and throw paint on women in fur coats

Tim P 9:25 PM and only one of those would be done out of some kind of outrage

Kevin 9:25 PM Why the back touchpads?

Kevin 9:26 PM Is it a cell phone? Or just a mobile thing?

Tim P 9:26 PM Did they just Boo the AT&T partnership??
9:26 PM That's amazing!

Kevin 9:27 PM I would have
9:27 PM A 3 year contract so you can play PLAYSTATION
9:28 PM NEAR: A very pointless thing, not everyone needs to be social networking on their GAMING CONSOLE!

Tim P 9:28 PM XBL has facebook. It's penis envy

Kevin 9:29 PM Athough possibly on DS

Tim P 9:30 PM One more reason for crazy people to accuse it of being like "Glitch" from Reboot only for pedophiles.

Kevin 9:30 PM Glitch, windowless van!
9:31 PM Not a bad motto

Tim P 9:32 PM If I ever walk by a windowless van and the Bob/Megabyte guitar duel is playing, I'll fucking know MacNeil.
9:32 PM I'll know and I'll weep

Vita's Games

Kevin 9:33 PM This isn't that bad of a playstyle, but the meele touch control looks a bit much. Possbily gimmicky

Tim P 9:33 PM Kind of takes away from the screen real estate by having your thumbs take up the side. How big is that screen?
9:34 PMLooks great though

Kevin 9:34 PM Looks about the same size as the old PSP
9:35 PM Social Action RPG?

Tim P 9:35 PM A SARPG

Kevin 9:35 PM He is winded
9:36 PM It plays like every action game ever

Tim P 9:36 PM A more attractive version of every action game ever

Kevin 9:37 PM Use your facebook friends as weapons
9:38 PM Okay that is kinda cool
9:39 PM But how does the other social aspect effect it?

Tim P 9:39 PM More friends more XP?

Kevin 9:39 PM AND WHERE IS KEVIN BUTLER

Tim P 9:39 PM And twisted metal
9:39 PM I know they did stuff for it last year, but I want more
9:40 PM Morrrrre damnit

Kevin 9:40 PM MODNATION RACERS?! Who cares
9:41 PM So it adds touch controls to Modnation Racers, great

Tim P 9:42 PM He keeps rubbing it but it just won't respond to him

Kevin 9:42 PM This is not awesome its lazy.....
9:42 PM But whatever

Tim P 9:42 PM I have no ejaculation joke to follow that
9:43 PM cut right before the crash happens

9:43 PM I have no Dale Earndhardt joke to follow that

Kevin 9:43 PM Everyone is very bum buddy here at the Sony Conference

Tim P 9:44 PM Crossplay?

Kevin 9:45 PM Also an interesting idea
9:45 PM THAT NINTENDO HAVE BEEN FUCKING WITH FOR A LONG TIME!

9:45 PM Wow....God

Tim P 9:46 PM Who loves buttons???

Kevin 9:46 PM Apparently Sony is in a fight with buttons

Tim P 9:47 PM Mark my word, awkward nerdy teenagers will take pictures of the girls in school and make them into Sackpeople

Kevin 9:47 PM Ha ha Sackpeople

Tim P 9:48 PM Capcom??
9:48 PM I retract my earlier statement

Kevin 9:48 PM Interest held

Tim P 9:49 PM Ono. This guy cosplays when he goes to speak at conventions.

9:49 PM There are none who are more hardcore

Kevin 9:50 PM ....so no gameplay footage?

Tim P 9:50 PM nope

Kevin 9:50 PM Um.....sure

Tim P 9:50 PM NO

Kevin 9:51 PM Oh nevermind
9:51 PM But its with this Cole cocksucker
9:51 PM touchscreen shortcuts = cheap cocksuckers
9:52 PM and it looks like a more stylized version of SF4

Tim P 9:53 PM SF4 meets Tekken Tag

Kevin 9:53 PM Capcom better have a press conference

Tim P 9:53 PM And ain't nothing wrong with that. In theory
9:53 PM Don't they just have Captivate?

Kevin 9:54 PM True, they have their own entire event
9:55 PM Nothing I want more then pool on the go, on my lifelike simulation machine
9:57 PM Price

Tim P 9:57 PM Same as the 3DS
9:57 PM fuck the 3G
9:58 PM saying it right now

Kevin 9:58 PM I'd get the 3G.....I need to always be connected

Tim P 9:58 PM right in the goddamn ear
9:59 PM Fuck your sensible blue tie Jack Tretton
10:00 PM annnd it's over!
10:00 PM That man is going to get so drunk tonight.